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Bangla jokes sms:
Mohila secretery tar boss ke bolche, sir apnar wife sob somoy amake sondhener dristy te dekhe keno ?
Boss: karon tomar agee se amar secretery chilo.
Meye: Maa, tumi ki biyer age “Dearm Master” chile ?
Maa: na to, kintu ei proshno keno ?
Meye: dadu, fufi sobai bole je baba tomar kothay ut bos kore.
Baba O cheler moddhe kothopokothon:
Chele: baba ami biye korbo 18 bocborer ekta meye dekho.
Baba: jodi 18 bochorer meye na pai ?
Chele: tahole 9 bochorer 2 ta hole cholbe.
Baba: Haramjada ki bolli ?
Five star hotel a kheye ek vodro lok beyara ke 5 taka boksish dilen.
: Sir, ei hotel a kheye 5 taka boksish deya mane amake opoman kora.
: Tohole koto dite hobe ?
: Ar 5 taka dilei hobe.
: Sorry, tomake dui bar opoman korar kotha vabtei parchi na.
Kodin porei bisshokafer final ! emon somoy potrikay dekha delo ekti biggapon.
“Final match er duti ticket ache, emon patri chai. agrohira chobi patha, patrir noy, ticker er.
Kormochari: Sir, ektin chuti chai.
Boss: Keno, ki korbe ?
Kormochari: Sir, amar dada……
Boss: amar dada ? goto tin mashe tumi char bar dadir mrittur kotha bole chuti niyecho
Bangla jokes sms dui bondhu:
Dui bondhu robi ar bonir moddhe kotha hocche.
Roni: bol to, ghota kore biye ar prem kore biyer moddhe parthokko ki ?
Boni: eta to khubi soja.
Roni: Ahha ! bol na .
Boni: Shon, pethokko khub sadharon, prem kore biye korle nijer premika ke biye korte hoy ar ghota kore biye krole onner premika ke biye korte hoy.
Biyer agee:
biyer kotha vaba hocche buddhimottar bipokkhe kolponar joy.
dujoni bole, tara eke onner jonno noroke porjonto jete raji.
tara emoni valobashe je valobasha ondho.
mone hoy onek jokki jamela peronor por biye korte hobe.
chelera vabe tader jibone kono vul nei.
biyer pore:
ditio biyer vaba hocche oviggotar bipokkhe asha bader joy.
tader se asha purno hoyeche, tara ek songei songsar kore.
tader chokh khule jay.
mone hoy biyer pori asole onek jokke jhamela shuru hote jacche.
thak se kotha , eta chapa howar du din pore holeo to amake basay e firte hobe. tai na ?