Welcome to bangla jokes and sms. In this post you will get many bangla jokes and sms to laugh everytime. All bangla jokes are very funny and nice. So everyone will like these sms and jokes. Bengali Jokes.
Bangla jokes part 1:
★Sabdhan ar niche namis na!
(1)Ek sikkhok classe satroder jigges koren-amon akta jiniser nam bolo to ja estan vede vinno vinno name poricito hoy?
satro:chul
sikhok:kivabe?
satro:Mathay thakle amra boli chul,chokher upore thakle boli vuru,thoter upore thakle amra boli gof,gale thakle boli dari,buku thakle boli lom,
sikkhok:Sabdhan ar niche namis na!
★Aajkalker celeder kono biswas nai,
(2)Dui maye kotha bolse-
prothom meye:aajkalker celeder kono biswas nei,ami to ajker theke or mukh o dekhte cai na,
ditio meye:kano ki hoyese?tumi ki okey onno kono meyer sate dekhe feleso?
Prothom meye:Are na! O amake arek seler sathe dekhe felese!Kalke o amake bolselo j o naki sohorer baire jabe!Tahole se amake dekhlo kivabe!Mitthuk,bod,dhokabaj!
★Rate romantic massage,
(3)Premika rate tar premik ke massage pathacce,
Meye:
Ghumiye aso to sopno pathao!
Jege aso to vabna pathao!
Kadso to chokher jol pathao!
Cele:priyotoma paykhana korse ki pathabo?
★Bouer sathe jhogra,
(4)Boltu:tui tor bouer sate jhogra koris?
Poltu:Ha kori!Tobe protibar jhograr pore o amar samne hatu gere bose pore.
Boltu:bolish ki!Tarpor?
Poltu:Tarpor matha jhukiye bole,’khater tola theke beriye aso.ar marbo na!
★Sobai bathrume gan gay,
(5)prothom bondhu:Janis amader basar sobai bathrume gan gay!
Ditio bondhu:ki bolis,so-ba-i?
Prothom bondhu=Sobai,cakor-bakor porjonto!
Ditio bondhu:Tahole tora sobai khub ganer vokto!
Prothom bondhu:Dhur!asole ta noy,asole amader bathrumer sitkane nosto to tai!
★Dokan khola,
(6)Tonmoy:Tor coto vai akhon ki korse?
Rafi:Kisudin age akta kaporer dokan khuleselo,akhon jele ase.
Tonmoy:Kano?
Rafi:Karon dokanta khuleselo haturi diye,dorja venge!
Bangla Jokes part 2:
★Ekchetiya babsa,
(7)Bodu:Ki korsis ajkal?
Kodu:Sot pothe babsa korar cesta korse.
Bodu:Tahole to tor akchetiya babsa!
Kodu:Mane?
Bodu:Tui sara to r kew nei oi line-e!
★Ek minuter jonno manus,
(8)Vikkuk:Mago,duto vikka den,ma.
Barir malik:Barite manus nei,jao.
Vikkuk:Apni jode ak minuter jonno manus hon tahole khub valo hoto!
★Kal ene dibo,
(9)Pocada nijer dokaner ntun kormo cari banti ke bollo”ami bari jacci dokane kono khodder ele ferabi na.Ja caise dokane na thakle onno companyr kisu akta diye bolbe ajker moto caliye nite,kal ene dibo”!
Khodder:Vai toylet pepar ase?
Banti:Na vai,Sirij kagoj ase,ajker moto caliye nin,kal ene dibo!
★Tin mataler gari cora,
(10)Tin jon matal rate akta garite uthlo driver bujlo tara matal!!driver garir engine calu kore abar bondho kore fello r tader bollo tara naki gontobboestole pouse giyese!
Tin matal gari theke namlo.tarpor….
Prothom matal:Donnobad!
Ditiyo matal:Nin dosh taka boksis dilam.
Tokhon triteo matal driverke dilo akk thappor.
Driver vablo lokta bodhoy matal na,hoyto sob kisu buje felese.tobuo driver take jigges korlo=Thappor marlen kano?
Tretiyo matal=Sala ato jore kew gari calay!arektu hole to merei felsele.
★Kisukkhoner jonno sarte hobe,
(11)Magistrate:20 taka pocket marar jonno tomake 100 taka jorimana kora holo.
Pocket mar:Amar kase matro 20 taka ase,sir.Baki taka akkhoni ene dite pare kisukkhoner jonno sarte hobe.
★Boltu O tar bondhu,
(12)Tin bondhu boner vitor diye hatese,hotat tader samne akta pori elo!
Pori:Tomader akta kore iccar kotha bolo,ami tomader sei icca puron kore debo.
Bondhu 1:Amake prithibir sobceye sundor baniye dao.
Pori:Dilam.
Bondhu 2:Amake duniar sobceye handsome cele baniye dao.
Pori:Dilam.
Boltu:Oder dujonke ager moto baniye dao!
★cinymar biye ar bastober biye,
(13)Dui bibahito bondhu Biltu ar Dublor majhe kotha hocce-
Biltu:Acca Dublo,Bolto cenyemar biye ar bastober biyer moddhe parthokko ki?
Dublo:Eta bujli na!cenymay onek jakki jhamelar por biye hoy,ar bastob jibone biyer por onek jhakki jhamela suru hoy!
Bangla Jokes part 3:
★Osukh ta asole manosik,
(14)Doctor:Cinter kisu nei,apnar cacar osukhta manosik asole uni mone koren uni osusto,asole uni osusto noy!
Kisudin por rogir khobor nite phone korlen doctor,
Doctor:ki obosta apnar cacar?
Rogir attio:Obosta khuboi kharap,uni mone koren uni mara gesen!
★Barota bajbe,
(15)Ek satro porikkhar hole prosno niye khub osthir hoy bir bir korse-
Sikkhok:Ki bepar tumi khatay na likhe ki uskhus korso?
Satro:Sir,J prosno asce likhte amar barota bahbe!
Sikkhok:tate ki akhon to matro egarota baje!
★Joutuk birodhi andolon,
(16)Shofiq saheb:Ami agami mas theke joutuk birodhi andolone nambo.ki bolen?
Rofiq saheb:Kano.E mase namben na kano?
Sofiq Saheb:E mase amar celer biye ar agami mase amar meyer biye to,tai.
★Celer asar babohar kamon?
(17)Patrir baba:Celer asar babohar kamon?
Ghotok:Niscoi valo,ek khuner mamlay tar 10 bocorer jel hoyeselo,asar babohar dekhei kotripokkho dui bosorer saja moukuf kore dise!
Patrir baba:Cele udar mansi,kintu amar meyeke cere jabe na bujlen kivabe.ghotok saheb?
Ghotok:Karon cele ajj pojonto kono girlfriend sareni.borong girlfriendrai take sere cole gese.
★Juktiniddar class colse,
(18)Sikkhok:Ami table cuyese,table mati cuyese,tar mane ami mati chuyesi.evabe akta jukti dakhaoto?
Satro:Sir,Ami apnake valobasi,apni apnar meyeke valobasen,Sutarang ami apnar meyeke valobasi!
★Vodro mohila ar cinymar manager er modhhe phonealap,
(19)Mohila:Hello,Kon cobi colse?
Manager: I love you.
Mohila:(rege giye)ideot.
Mannager:Eti goto soptahe colselo.
Mohela:(Aro ragannito hoye)Nonsense
Manager:Eti agami soptahe colbe!
★Gopon rohosso,
(20)Jonmo barsikite alkon sotau breddhoke jigges kora holo tar ei dirgho jiboner gopon rohosso ki?Briddho bollen,ekhon thik bola jacce na.akta vitamine pil,akta ayurbedik company ar akta fruit juse factory er sate dordam colse!