Bangla funny sms

Are you looking for funny sms and jokes in bangla to make laugh someone ? This is the right place for you. May be you like to fun with your friends, family members, boyfriend or girlfriend. We know in many ways we can do fun. But here we will share some bangla sms and jokes to make the time fun time. You will get funny messages in english or you see we find some funny video on YouTube. For costly reason, we can not share any funny and jokes video, for that we can easily share funny sms with our friends or anyone in small coast.

Though, we are bangali, we need so share the sms messages in bangla language. Than all of our friends will understand all sms messages. If you will send this funny sms, your friends will laugh surely with these jokes. So you will get more funny moment with your relation. In Bangladesh, so many people’s are search everyday to get some bangla funny sms and jokes on the internet. Here you will get the big amount of funny sms as you want. So lets see the most popular bangla funny sms.


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Bangla Funny Sms For Friends:


These funny bangla sms for sharing with friends. All sms are written for sharing with friends. Just send these funny sms to your friends and your friends will be more funny to you. So enjoy these bangla funny sms.


Friend 1: Tor choto vai ta ekhon ki korche ?
Friend 2: Kichu din age ekta kaporer dokan khulechilo, ekhon jel a ache.
Friend 1: Keno ?
Friend 2: Karon O dokan ta khulechilo haturi diye, dorja venge.


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1st frnd: Prothibir sob kichur dam barleo kerosin teler dam varche na keno ?
2nd frnd: Sara prothibir obosthaito kerosin, dam barar ar ki dorkar ?


1st frnd: Kire dosto mon kharaf keno ?
2nd frnd: ar bolish na ekta boi kenar jonno babar kache taka cheye chilam.
1st frnd: Taka dei nai ?
2nd frnd: Na, boita uni nijei kine eneche.


1st frnd: ojon komanor jonno protidin sokale uthe ghoray chore berate ber hoi.
2nd frnd: Lav holo kichu ?
1st frnd: ghorar ojon 10 kg kome geche.


1st frnd: Tor jonmo din kon tarikhe ?
2nd frnd: 20 june.
1st frnd: kon bochor ?
2nd frnd: Proti bochor.


1st frnd: bujli, porikkha elei ami bujte pari, din ar rater moddhe koto parthokko !
2nd frnd: kivabe ?
1st frnd: sokale ghum theke uthe vabi, je korei hok, 80% number petei hobe, ar rate ghumate jaoar age vabi, O khoda kono mote pash korlei hoi.


Porikkha diye ber hoyeche dui bondhu.
1st: Kire kemon porikkha dili ?
2nd: kicchu pari ni, ekdom sada khata joma diye esechi.
1st: Hay hay ! korichis ki ? amio to ekdom sada khata joma diye esechi, sir to mone korbe ami tor khata dekhe nokol korechi.


Dui bandhobir moddhe alap:
1st: Cheletar eto boro sahos amake chumu dey !
2nd: Take bole delei to paris.
1st: proti bai e to boli.


1st frnd: Ki korchis aj kal ?
2nd frnd: Sot pothe bebsa korar cesta korchi.
1st frnd: Tahole to tor ek chetia bebsa, tui chara to oi laine ar keu nei.


1st frnd: Bolto kukur ra biye kore na keno ?
2nd frnd: Ekta malik to achei arekta malik diye ki korbe.


1st frnd: Porer jonome tui ki hote chas ?
2nd fnrd: Toshok, tahole sara jibon shuyei katano jabe.


1st frnd: Amake dosh ta taka dhar dibi ?
2nd frnd: Dite pari, kobe ferot dibi ?
1st frnd: 2 din pore.
2nd frnd: Jodi na dish, tahole tor sathe ar kono don kotha bolno na.
1st fnrd: Tahole 50 taka dhar de.


1st frnd: Ekta bekub ke kivabe tension a rakha jay janish ?
2nd frnd: Na janina, bolna kivabe ?
1st frnd: kal bolbo.


1st frnd: Toke je tiya pakhita diye chilam, seta kemon laglo ?
2nd frnd: darun sushadu chilo.
1st frnd: Bolish ki ! pakhita ami 500 taka diye kinechilam, ar oita 7 ta vasay kotha bolte parto.
2nd frnd: Koi jobai korar somoy to kichui bollo na.


Bangla funny sms jokes husband wife:


If you want to give some funny moment to your husband or wife, there is some good funny sms in bangla which you can send to your wife or husband, enjoy it !


Hus: joldi ghorer sob dami jinis potro lukiye felo, amar kichu bondhu baro asche.
Wife: keno, tomar bondhura ki se sob churi korbe naki ?
Hus: Na, nijeder jinis chine felbe.


Ekdin ghum theke uthe roton tar stike bollo, “Ajker sokal ta sundor”
Por din o ghum theke uthe bollo “Ajker sokal ta sundor”
er porer din o eki ghotona. evabe 1 soptaho gelo.
Tar stri birokto hoye bollo: protidin ei ekoi kotha bolar mane ki ?
Roton bollo: sedin jhograr somoy tumi bole chile, “kono ek sundor sokale tumi amake chere chole jabe.


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Ek lok sms koreche tar bou ke ” Ki korcho sona ?”
Bou: I am dying.
Lokti anonde neche uthe abar likhlo ” Sweer heart, ami kivabe bachbo tomake chara ?”
Bou: Dhur boka, ami amar chul dye korchilam.


Stri: Tomar ki mone ache, kal amader 13 tomo bibaho barshiki ?
Sami: Hum, to ki hoyeche ?
Stri: Ei dinti ki kore palon korbe boloto ?
Sami: Tumi ki kore palon korbe ta jani na, tobe sokale ghum theke uthe 2 minit nirobota palon korbo.


Sami strir jograr por, sami basa theke chole gechen. tader moddhe mobile a kotha hocche:-
Sami: Aj rater khabar ki ?
Stri: bish ache bish.
Sami: Thik ache, tumi kheye shuye poro, ami firte aro deri hobe.


Kothin jograr por stri rag kore boshe ache,
Sami: Mush takei thappor marte pare, jake kina se prochondo valobashe,.
Ekotha shunei stri tar samir gale koshe 2 thappor mere bollo:-
Tumi ki vabcho je ami tomake valobashi na ? dekhle ebar ami tomake digun valobashi.


Sami stir modde kotha hocche:-
Stri: Accha, ami jodi more jai, tahole tumi ki korbe ?
Sami: pagol hoye jabo.
Stri: Tumi ki pore abar biye korbe ?
Sami: Pagol to sob kichui korte pare, tai na ?


Bangla funny sms teacher student:


Here is some other funny bangla sms about Teacher and student, these sms you can shere with anyone, but spacially with your classmat. Just share and enjoy it.


Teacher student ke jigges korle, boloto murgira keno jirafer moto lomba hoy na ?
Student bollo, karon, tahole dim matite pore fotas kore fete jeto.


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Madam class a ekta cheleke bollen, ei tumi class a ghumaccho keno ?
Student bollo: Madam konthossor etoi modhur, shunlei amar ghum ese jay.
Madam: Tahole onnora ghumacche na keno ?
Student: Karon tara keu apnar kotha shunche na.


Class a besh kichu jater murgir chobi dekhiye teacher poltuke bollo:
tomar kono dhoroner murgi pochondo poltu ?
Poltu: Jholshano murgi sir.


Teacher: Roton, panite bas kore emon 5 ti pranir nam bolo.
Roton: beng.
Teacher: ar baki 4 ta ?
Roton: Beng er ma, baba, vai, bon ar premika.


Teacher: Bolto poltu, ghorar matha utton dike thakle lej kon dike ?
Poltu: Dokkhin dike sir.
Teacher: Hoi ni, nicher dike.


Teacher: Emon, tumi home work koroni keno ?
Emon: Sir amito hostel a thaki, afni home work korte bolechen, hostel work to korte bolen ni.


Bangla funny sms jokes doctor patient :


Here is some bangla funny sms about Doctor and patient, just send these sms to your known some one and give some funny moments. Lets enjoy the funny time.


Doctor: Apnar cheker dat tule diyechi, ebar joldi 500 taka din.
Patient er baba: Kintu apnar fee to 100 taka.
Doctor: apnar cheler chitkare je amar aro 4 ta rugi je vege gelo, sei taka ke debe shuni ?


Patient: Sir, amar somossa holo ami sob kichui duti kore dekhi.
Doctor: Hum, rog ta besh jotil, dekhchi ki kora jay, accha ekhon samner oi khali chair ta te bosun.
Patient: Khali chair to duita kontate boshbo ?


Patient: Sir amar kane ekta machi dhuke geche.
Doctor: Kokhon dukeche ?
Patient: Sokal 7 tay.
Doctor: Ekhon dupur 12 ta baje, apni aro age asen ni keno ?
Patient: Ami vebechilam, sokal 6 tar dike amar kane je mosa ta dhukechilo, machi oita ke kheye ber hobe, kintu ekhon dekhchi mossa machi konotai ber hocche na.


Doctor: Ekhon kemon achen ?
Patient: Valoi, tobe amar chele bolchilo, amar ei oporation er jonno apni onek beshi taka niyechen.
Doctor: Dekhun, apnar cheler kache apnar jibon ta sosta mone hote pare, kintu amai doctor, amar kache rugir jibon oto sosta noy.


Hello, etaki 666 666 666 ?
Haa,
Pliz amake ekjon doctor deke din, amar angul phone er dial a atke geche.


Bangla funny sms premik-premika:


Premika: Tumiki biyer por a amake eto beshi valo bashbe ?
Premik: Keno noy ? amar bibahito meyeder khuboi valo lage.


Premik: Priotoma, ami je kota taka maine pai, biyer por tate ki tomar cholbe ?
Premika: Amar to chole jabe , kintu tumi cholbe kivabe ?


Premik: Ami mone hoy tomake biye korte parbo na.
Premika: keno ?
Premik: Amar basay bepar ta mene nebe na.
Premika: K K ache tomar basay ?
Premik: Amar stri ar dui sontan.


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Premik: Kothay jabe, tomar basay naki amar basay ?
Premika: dui jaygatei, tumi amar basay ar ami tomar basay.


Boy: Amiki tomar hat ta dhorbo ?
Girl: Na thak, oita oto vari na, ami nijei boite parbo.


Dui premik-premika thik koreche atto hotta korbe, ek uchu pahar theke prothome chele ti jhap dilo, kintu meyeti dilo na. se chokh bondho kore bollo valobasha ondho.
Edike jhap deyar por cheleti parasut khule bollo, Prokito valobasha kokhono more na.


 

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